Compiler Jokes
compilers
Where do you put your unwanted objects? The objdump
What is Marie kondo’s favorite tool? Clang-tidy
What wizard reduces binary size? The wizard of Oz
Why didn’t Frodo understand the ring? He doesn’t readelf
Why did a prison hire a compiler? To do escape analysis
What does an elf use to move houses? Relocations
What does the program say when it jumps to an invalid address? Every day we stray further from the light of GOT
Why does the compiler love origami? It’s constant folding
What is a compilers favorite sport? Inlining