Compiler Jokes

compilers
Published

April 19, 2026

Where do you put your unwanted objects? The objdump

What is Marie kondo’s favorite tool? Clang-tidy

What wizard reduces binary size? The wizard of Oz

Why didn’t Frodo understand the ring? He doesn’t readelf

Why did a prison hire a compiler? To do escape analysis

What does an elf use to move houses? Relocations

What does the program say when it jumps to an invalid address? Every day we stray further from the light of GOT

Why does the compiler love origami? It’s constant folding

What is a compilers favorite sport? Inlining